That's what I strive for, too. I assume the package will be used for an impromptu office USPS rugby game as the ball.
I never use FedEx.
This is why I only own and use Griswold. No sanding needed!
Good point. This heater is adjustable for output by moving it closer or further away. A "modern" adjustable lantern using the peach cans mentioned above would be better for that.