Just Some Silly Puns for Fun

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Just Some Silly Puns for Fun


Post by austin65uri »


We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.";

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
"Small earth, big universe!"
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Post by 1hpycmpr »

Good ones, Bill! Always good to start the day with a laugh 😆.
Oh, and a cup of ☕️ too!
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Post by gwillmot »

Who let the Dad's out? ..... Woof .... Woof .. Woof Woof!

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Post by brucesheehe »

Osteopornosis = defined as a bone disease in a degenerate

Reintarnation = coming back to life as a Beverly Hillbilly

Intaxication = the fleeting euphoria that accompanies your tax refund, until you realize that is your own money.
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Post by DougA »

Did ya hear about the the optician who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
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Post by arizonacamper »

Sign on the back of a septic tank truck that had my tank drained last year says "and you think you have a s#!ty job"🤪
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Post by Gunhippie »

Local honey dipper's truck for years had the words "A royal flush beats a full house!" and "Turd Hearse". Then the kids inherited the company. No more humor.
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Post by Optimus45 »

Seen on the back of a septic pump truck.
“Nobody sticks their nose into our business!”
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